Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Slanta Claus.
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
They both worry about the position of colons.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.