Computer Programmer Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Michael Jackson

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All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

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A PDFile.