Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
None, that's a hardware issue.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because he couldn't commit.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
A PDFile.
They were too GUI.
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
25 letters after a, brah.
Because he can't "C"
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
He's always Snowden.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
He was snowed in.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
The position of the dirtbag