Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
They don't.
It's a never ending story.
It scares the hell out of the dog
The holy braille
They can't see eye to eye.
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
A signtist!
It's a match made in Heaven!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
It is put in imPRISMment!
Because they're good at commiting.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
LeBronze James
Damn!
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"
Barbecue sauce
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
