Blind People Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Sky Diving Jokes More Sky Diving Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch