Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
Why do you want 10 dollars
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.
