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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle