Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"