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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.