Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u