Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.