Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.