What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys