What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.