What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...