What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"