Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!