Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!