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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!