Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite