Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite