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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!