Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet