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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!