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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.