Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf