Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!