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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....