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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!