Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.