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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.