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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket