How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.