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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.