How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.