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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket