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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.