How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.