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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket
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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?
Because he got tired.
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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?
Nocturtle
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket
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Why did the Russians lose the space race?
Their rocket kept Stalin!
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et.
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket
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