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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-et.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket