What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.