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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!