What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber