What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!