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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )