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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears