What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber