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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!