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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner?

An aircondtior can be hot

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.