What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!