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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas