Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."