What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.