What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap