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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.