What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.