What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.