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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.