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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.