Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.