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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything