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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.