Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.