Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing