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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!