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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.