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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.