Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.