Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.