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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs