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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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Is this some sort of yolk

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert