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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.