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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert