What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs