What sort of cheese do you use to get a...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert