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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs