What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

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Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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Maully.

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Because he's not a rat.

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A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Camembert

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert