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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!