What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert