What kind of cheese do you use to entic...

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!