What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.