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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!