What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!