How does Super Mario contact the dead?

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.