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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board