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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.