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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.