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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.