What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.