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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.