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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.