Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
I underscored.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Essay
A few degrees.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
An exam.
With spirit levels.
Biodegradable.
Too many cheetahs
Tomorrow
E=MC U L8R
Of chorus.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
It said "concentrate" on it!
Because he's dead.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
Everywhere.
An outlet
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
He was a pieromaniac.
Because they knead the dough.
Remorse code
