Exam Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!