Exam Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate