Exam Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

How does Dwayne Johnson Party?

Like a ROCK Star.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing