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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Because he kneads the dough.

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Shake'n bake.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Because any more would be too farty.

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If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...