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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.