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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...