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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Because they're baked..

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...