Because the extra bean would be too farty.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
It contained a borscht ton.
A coconut!
It drives me nuts.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Blue and Blue Light.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
Because he never spills the beans
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
He can't stand the 1%
Leave.
