By craic-ing his knuckles.
European.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Whiskey sour
Komm, Sean!
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
A paleontologist.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
May the force e-with you.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
By pedigree-mail.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
A pub.
