By craic-ing his knuckles.
Rick O'Shea.
European.
To be sure to be sure
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
It drives me nuts.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
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Whiskey sour
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
One to get in and one to get out.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A redhead who can tan.
Komm, Sean!
The one on the motorbike.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Third grade.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
They're both tree fellers.
A paleontologist.
Because I had to help him.....
30 a week poorer.
30 because that's peasants work.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Don't worry, be hoppy
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
