By craic-ing his knuckles.
Rick O'Shea.
European.
To be sure to be sure
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
It drives me nuts.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
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Whiskey sour
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
One to get in and one to get out.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A redhead who can tan.
Komm, Sean!
The one on the motorbike.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Third grade.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
They're both tree fellers.
A paleontologist.
Because I had to help him.....
A barber
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
He had loco motives.
To e or not to e that is the question.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because he never left the pub.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
