By craic-ing his knuckles.
Rick O'Shea.
European.
To be sure to be sure
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
It drives me nuts.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
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Whiskey sour
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
One to get in and one to get out.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
A redhead who can tan.
Komm, Sean!
The one on the motorbike.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Third grade.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
They're both tree fellers.
A paleontologist.
Because I had to help him.....
You get a Hyperlink...
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
None. They pay me to do it.
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
His lips are moving.
They are sitting on their lips!
