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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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They could get chapped lips!

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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None because they go barefoot.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Astro-knots.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."