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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Any girl named Patty!

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Euca-lipton

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."