Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
The elephant remembers.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Because he's a two timer.
Speedos!
Sneakers.
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
A T-Bone!!!!
Olive them
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Hollandaise.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
