What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.