What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What do you call a French soul singer?

Beret White

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.