What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here