What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.