What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre