What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water