What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Because of the green piece inside.

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Melon D'OH

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Eiffel.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre