What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre