French Man Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude