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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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No one knows, it's never been done.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.