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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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All rice, all rice, all rice

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.