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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart