Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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The leash goes slack...

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!