Hand Grenade Jokes

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Love

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

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