Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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I don't have a stamp collection.

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A baby with forks in it's eyes.