What did Adam say to his wife on the da...

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!