What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.