What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!