What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!