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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!