What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Gee, you knit

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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A. They really raised Cain.

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.