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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve