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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!