What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!