What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!