How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!