How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings