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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings