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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.