What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure