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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.