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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.