What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Namaste

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Gopher gold.

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You don't know which witch is which!

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Narnia business!

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Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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Narnia business.

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Narnia business!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.