What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Scare spray.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.