What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?

He died in agony!

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.