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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.