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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.