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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.