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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.