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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!