What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.