What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.