What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.