What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.