What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.