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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.