What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.