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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!