How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!