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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.