What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays