What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.