What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday