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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder