What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Misspell the paunch line.

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Ahmad.

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.