What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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They go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.