What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.