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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.