What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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You don't.

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Ouch! I Hermione!

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Inspecto Elemento

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RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.