What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.