What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.