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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.