Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.