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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.