Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan