Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands