Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan