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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.