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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Who's there! Bette! Bette who?

Bette of roses!

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.