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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne