Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.