Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.