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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.