Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.