Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.